Ted nails me.....

On the way down Bill, Ted and I were all talking canoes, camping and Algonquin and out of the blue Ted says to me...


TED - "Hey Jim, if you were camping and woke up in the morning with you're pants around your ankles and a condom hanging out of your ass would you tell anyone?"

ME - "NO!"

TED - "You want to go camping?"


Good one buddy!